An expert is someone who, over many years, manages to remain confident enough to keep trying and humble enough to keep learning.

In socialism, everyone shares the wealth. In communism, everyone shares the poverty.

You got to be crazy. Its too late to be sane. Too late. You’ve got to go full-tilt bozo. ‘Cause you are only given a little spark of madness, and if you lose that…you’re nothing. Note, from me to you, don’t ever lose that, cause it keeps you alive.

Es inútil culpar al espejo si no te gusta lo que ves en él.

I think the New York City Marathon is racist. Ten thousand white people chasing five Africans.

The key to eternal happiness is low overhead and no debt.